Intro – Eric Cantona MUSIC - Carl Douglas / ‘Kung Fu Fighting’ Where's Peter? He seems to be missing. And there's a new patio in the studio.... No Phone in this week - Chew charts MUSIC -The Flaminoes / ‘Disappointed’ Forgotten 1970s Martial Arts 1 - Conkey Fu Stewart Lee's £10 public transport fine. Vote on whether he should pay or not. Simon Quinlank – Church Crawl Hobby MUSIC - Take That / ‘Everything Changes’ MUSIC - Skinned Teen / ‘I Had Mark Owen’ Forgotten 1970s Martial Arts 2 - Hong Kong Fu Christine Neil from the Ironic Review MUSIC - The Backbeat Band/ ‘Good Golly Miss Molly’ Gloria Hunniford's PA reports some Patio Problems [news] MUSIC - The Specials / ‘Rat Race’ Forgotten 1970s Martial Arts 3 - Atari Fu News just in from Shrewsbury - reporting the evolution of Mer-People. Histor’s Eye – The French Discussing the Eric Cantona incident Maintainance investigates Rich's patio MUSIC - Buffalo Tom / ‘Merry-go-round’ Forgotten 1970s Martial Arts 4- Chinese Burni Fu & Flea Fu Roger Mann - Europe's Scariest Man Kevin Eldon's Listings Maintainance dig up the patio, Rich panics MUSIC - Russ Meyer / 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!' Patio is removed. Peter calls in. So, what's under the patio....?