Dear
Charlie,
I understand that you were responsible for the programme transmitted
at 6.25pm last Friday portraying Jesus as a brainless, bumbling wimp.
Would you please advise me whether you propose doing a skit with Mohammed
and his followers as complete morons, or would that be deemed to offend
race relations, or could you not devise a scenario where you would
perceive that to be funny?
Yours
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Stew replied:
Dear XXXXXXXXXXXXX
Thanks for your letter. As co-writer of the piece which annoyed you
I thought I'd take the time to answer your queries. You asked "Would
you advise me whether you propose doing a skit with Mohammed and his
followers as complete morons, or would that be deemed to offend race
relations, or could you work out a scenario where you would perceive
that to be funny." Here's why I wouldn't write something about Mohammed.
You write about what you know about. I was raised as a Christian,
went to a church school, sang in a church choir and did A-Level RS,
so I know my way around the New Testament, and know the bits of it
that I find funny. I don't know anything about the teachings of Mohammed,
so I wouldn't feel qualified or entitled to address them in any way.
That said, I saw a black American stand-up in Canada last year doing
a great routine about being brought up in a Muslim household, and
I was able to laugh as well as be educated at the same time. As Britain
becomes a more multi-cultural society, I can imagine that one day
I will know enough about other religions to be able to write stuff
about them, and this is a day I look forward to. Thus, I can perceive
of a situation where stuff about Mohammed would be funny, and indeed
I've seen it done to hilarious effect, but I don't think I have the
necessary knowledge to do it. The tone of your letter seems to imagine
there is some PC mafia preventing us from doing stuff about Mohammed,
but as you can see, the reasons are rather more mundane. Also, the
show is on a relatively tight budget for its length, so we are able
to film ten Jesus things in a day using the same costumes and sets,
which makes economic sense for the series. It would have been impractical
to switch to doing other prophets halfway through, and also, as yet,
there isn't enough across the board familiarity in Britain with their
teachings to ensure the general recognition factor that comedy requires.
I hope this answers your query and that you'll be able to enjoy the
rest of the series.
Yours truly,
Stewart Lee
p.s I don't think I portrayed Jesus as either brainless or a wimp.
Indeed, I thought I looked rather fetching in the gear.